my colourful life-affirming poetry book is out now!

she's beauty, she's grace, she's sitting on your face. sorry was that too much? jk, i'm not sorry. this book is all about being too much! and about the unity of opposites we call life.

it's got

  • 69 poems (nice)
  • 17 artworks
  • an anagram puzzle to solve
  • blasphemy, bisexuality, bolshevism
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i'm so thrilled to send a piece of my art your way! how this payment plan works: 1. email me either before or after signing up here and tell me which painting you want 2. i hide the listing to reserve it for you 3. i set a reminder for when your chosen painting will be paid in full 4. when that alarm goes off at the end of 4/6/10/however many months it takes, i ship it to you and email a reminder to cancel your subscription! this also gives you access to my membership during the duration of payment, and once that time is up, you will receive a discount code if you wanna stay in it!

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